what are your "Only Six Cars That Should Be Sold"

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 12/31/2019 at 10:05 • Filed to: None

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QOTD based on the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

“As you would imagine, I’ve done this properly.” ~ boring top gear man

AWD EG hatchback

Current Civic Type R truck conversion

Accord Euro R Wagon

Civic EK four door (sedan with hatched back)

older Type R sedan

Lifted Wagovan

Future next gen S2000 owner > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 10:14

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S2000. One and done.

CB > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 10:15

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We’re going to need a lot more than that.

“Modern cars are boring and bland and they all look the same.” -The FP

“There should only be six cars, so that way everyone drives the same thing!" -Also the FP

Tekamul > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 10:21

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You forgot the 1000hp Odyssey with a stick. For when everybody’s running late

Tripper > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 10:21

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1. Whatever the cheapest car is currently

2. BMW M5 (E39)

3. Toyota Land Cruiser

4. Ford F150

5. Porsche 911 (997)

6. Insert your favorite mid level CUV

Cash Rewards > CB 12/31/2019 at 10:22

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Different authors, different viewpoints. FP has always been consistent on that, which is good I think

DutchieDC2R > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 10:34

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Where the F is the Integra?!?!?!

My six:

- C63 stationwagon (any model, really)

- GT350

- FJ Cruiser

- Mk4 TT Supra

- ‘70s Merc 280c (or any coupe from Merc of that era)

- Some old Cadillac/Pontiac/Chevy cruiser from the ‘50s/’60s

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Future next gen S2000 owner 12/31/2019 at 10:35

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I’ll take this:

I don't even mind the visual look coz its got a 2.7L F22C based motor making 350whp!

MonkeePuzzle > DutchieDC2R 12/31/2019 at 10:38

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FINE! AWD integra instead of the AWD eg :D

DutchieDC2R > DutchieDC2R 12/31/2019 at 10:40

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I completely f*cked this assignment up, I filled it in thinking ‘Which six cars would you own for the rest of your life’....and I’m not even drinking.....ha!

Pickup_man > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 10:41

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Ford Lighting - 2nd Gen

Ford Raptor - 2nd Gen

Ram 3500 - Cummins 12V - 2nd Gen

1965 F-100

Chevy Squarebody

Toyota Pickup -80's

You got your sporty, you got your heavy duty, you’ve got your off road, you’ve got your classics, you’ve got somewhat economical options, between all of these every cab/bed/drivetrains are covered, what more could you need?

Barely missing the cut: VW Rabbit pickup, Dodge Ram SRT10, GMC Cyclone, Bronco/K5 Blazer/Ram Charger

DutchieDC2R > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 10:41

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If you swap the badges for Honda badges, I might be ok with that...:p

OPPOsaurus WRX > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 10:57

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#1 - for a trip to home depot, an   Allroad:

#2 - family hauler: an Allroad

#3 - 2 dr sportback: an aLlroad

#4 - trip to the beach: Allroad

#5 - Offroad Ute : Allroad

#6 - 4 dr Sedan: Allroad

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 11:12

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In the future, economies of scale will dictate 6 vehicles in different classes based on a single electric platform changing motors and battery capacity as needed. SO,

1. Midsize liftback/ fastback sedan whatever you call it

2. Small hatchback aka urban runabout

3. Compact crossover

4. Large crossover that’s basically a minivan on stilts

5. Small pickup truck

6. Large heavy duty SUV/ pickup based on the same body

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 11:29

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Ram 3500 Cummins: because of you need a truck this will do everything and then some.

VW TDI sport wagen: the ideal family car

S2000: in a ideal world the Miata is a memory and Honda never lost its soul.

Porsche Cayman: ... wait no we need a small pick up option. A Chrysler LD (Charger) based Ute with TDI, and Chevy V8 engine choices. One for the practical, and one for burn outs. But both great engines.

Z3 Coupe with a Honda K24: aka the perfect car.

Chevy Caprice wagon with a 5.3 LQ4:( updated to modern standards of convenience, or people won’t buy it and just get a Ram as a familiar car)

So a truck for if you need it, a modern family car, was sports cars with various levels of practicality , and a big family car.

I realized that my utopian world of hatchbacks, sports cars, and wagons. Could end up being a hell scape of giant pick ups, thus  the introduction of a Ute.

Derpwagon > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 11:41

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That article annoyed me simply because it’s yet another blogger thinking they know what’s best for everyone. Front page is insufferable these days. 

MonkeePuzzle > Derpwagon 12/31/2019 at 11:52

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#content is fine. pose an opinion, start a discussion. its fine

CobraJoe > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 11:54

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I refuse to participate in the “Only 6 cars sold” game.

Variety is the spice of life!

MonkeePuzzle > CobraJoe 12/31/2019 at 12:00

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Derpwagon > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 12:03

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Sure. I’m just posing my opinion too :D

CobraJoe > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/31/2019 at 12:10

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Make those all RWD based with AWD options, and I’m in.  

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 12:16

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I take this too seriously

1. Toyota T undra (gen 1)

Reason: cheap workhorse with big bed and dead reliable for 500k miles with basic maintenance. Great off-road and on road

2. Toyota Sequoia (gen 1)

Reason: see above. It has the single biggest interior of any non-van   car I’ve been in. Seats 3 abreast effortlessly, but isn’t too big on the outside.

3. Chrysler Pacifica (current gen)

Reason: People carrier , good and cheap.

4. Mazda Miata

Reason: fun car of the people

5. Honda Civic

Reason: comes in sedan, coupe, hatchback for all needs and cheap. Various degrees of speed, practicality, and fun available.

6. Citroen 2CV6

Reason: we are never going to make a better entry level car. Also, the world will be less boring.

Tareim - V8 powered > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 12:39

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“ Civic EK four door (sedan with hatched back)“

That’s just a normal EK Hatchback 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Pickup_man 12/31/2019 at 12:43

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Your list is nearly the antithesis of mine and yet we both have a Cummins 

MonkeePuzzle > Tareim - V8 powered 12/31/2019 at 12:43

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negative. the 6th gen hatch only came as 2 door.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Tripper 12/31/2019 at 12:45

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The fact that you’d allow a CUV makes you weak. Altho if there gas to be one I’m going to bend the “rules” of that category and say Fitst gen RAV4 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CobraJoe 12/31/2019 at 12:46

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I couldn’t help but think that too, a world with only 6 cars would be boring despite how fun those cars could be.

However its a game and games are fun 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > DutchieDC2R 12/31/2019 at 12:48

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Close enough. Mine is basically 6 cars I’d like to have in my garage. I tried to fill every need, but like I wouldn’t mind having all 6.

Tareim - V8 powered > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 12:50

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I swear I’ve seen some 5 doo rs 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Tareim - V8 powered 12/31/2019 at 12:53

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A couple have been custom built. Also a wagon exists in some markets. 

Tareim - V8 powered > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 12/31/2019 at 13:02

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maybe its the wagon I’m mistaking it for

Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 13:05

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Have you seen this yet? I mean sure it costs double what my coupe is worth, but it looks really nice.

http://shop.humbleperformance.com/complete-honda-awd-conversion-kit/

MonkeePuzzle > Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition 12/31/2019 at 13:09

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yes!
I recall back in the day there was a company you could send your LCAs to and they would custom weld in wagon hubs. So nice to see its a legit thing you can order now. 

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 13:26

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That Wagovan is local to me. He has multiple Wagos. 

CobraJoe > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 12/31/2019 at 13:51

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Eh, I get a little depressed trying to come up with a fun 6 car world, so I’ll still pass.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CobraJoe 12/31/2019 at 14:41

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The one plus could be that the market would demand a larger variety of colors.

I think 

Tripper > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 12/31/2019 at 14:48

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The sheepeople need something... if we were “there” I’d suggest driverless cars.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Tripper 12/31/2019 at 14:54

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They will get 2 door manual RAV4s and they’ll thank me. 

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > MonkeePuzzle 12/31/2019 at 15:56

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Kia Picanto GT

VW Golf GTI

Volkswagen Amarok V6 TDI dual cab Core with extended chassis option

Ford Transit SWB van with AWD optiin

Toyota Land Cruiser 75 series wagon

Porsche 996 GT2

Stef Schrader > MonkeePuzzle 01/01/2020 at 14:37

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It’s SUCH a bad take that I disagree with on many, many levels, however:

1. First-gen Porsche Cayenne off-road battlewagon build

2. Second-gen Porsche Cayenne in impeccably shiny condition, with a trailer

3. Porsche Cayman

4. Porsche 911 GT3 RS, 997.1 version

5. Porsche 911, 964 edition

6. Zündapp Janus

This has been Stef Picks Six Extremely Good Cars At Random. Now go buy all kinds of different cars so I don’t have to get bored of seeing a select few over and over again.